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Re: Accrington Limericks
There was a young girl from The Straits
Who was the envy of all of her mates
She had plenty of money
Was lively and funny
She always had plenty of dates
She went on a date with a bloke
Drank pints of JD and coke
She ate a kebab
Then was sick in the cab
And on her own vomit she choked
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs, cackling and telling me
'You'll be next.' They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals. 
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