Christmas is coming.

[chav1]

i tip to any parents

keep recipts for all the expensive toys , computers and playstations and the likes

that way when you recieve a crummy jumper or a pair of socks for your birthday or christmas you got somthing to throw in the little ingrates faces when they are old enough to buy propper prezzies

[staggeringman]

Originally Posted by cashman

went away for xmas last year,it was great but expensive i used to love it when the kids were young, but now love to escape it if possible

so did m. jackson!

[chav1]

a white christmas at neverland meant a totaly different thing to the kids

[staggeringman]

what a verdict ehh! he should be shoved in a blender inch by inch,

[chav1]

i actualy dont think he did a thing to the orviso kids

dosnt stop me making jokes though lol


yeah double standards i know

[WillowTheWhisp]

I've been avoiding this thread because I don't want to start thinking about Christmas until I've come back from Carnforth and I haven't even gone yet.

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

I don't want to start thinking about Christmas until I've come back from Carnforth and I haven't even gone yet.

Are you sure Willow? Maybe you have already gone it's just that Busman is too polite to tell you?

[garinda]

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

I've been avoiding this thread because I don't want to start thinking about Christmas until I've come back from Carnforth and I haven't even gone yet.

I know, this thread was intended tongue very firmly in someome's cheek.

I adore summer and find the idea too depressing that in theory we have all ready peaked.

Told you the heatwave would end today.
See you next year.

Now where's my light box so l avoid gettind S.A.D?:e9: :e37:

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Originally Posted by garinda

Now where's my light box so l avoid gettind S.A.D?:e9: :e37:

You have a light 'box' now that is sad!

[garinda]

Ok so not really a light box. It's an old birdcage with your picture in the bottom.

Does the trick though!

[entwisi]

How to wind up workmates

Swap your mobile ringtone to 'Rudolph teh red nosed reindeer' in June

[chav1]

telling them you have slept with their wives does a much better job

[garinda]

Originally Posted by chav1

telling them you have slept with their wives does a much better job

Their wive's mobile phones? How would that get them mad?

[WillowTheWhisp]

They'd probably have bought the wife a new one by then after she told them she lost it. Doesn't wasting money make any man mad?

[garinda]

Moral-
never by wives a mobile phone for Christmas with a vibrating option.