Isolation calendar.

[Margaret Pilkington]

[QUOTE=monkey hanger;1239809]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

After 40 days of lock down(and only been out three times).....I now know why dogs chew furniture.
I am just about ready to do it myself....how many calories are there in a sofa.....

find out if its a vegan sofa before you tuck in. will give you years of extra life if you believe what you read.

A vegan sofa.....A VEGAN SOFA??
Nope....Never give me vegan anything.....if I am having something...please let me have the full fat version.
I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't bother with wimmin......so let me have one vice to die of.

I only wanted to know the calorie value so that I could go down in the Guinness Book of Records for the most calories consumed at one sitting!

[Margaret Pilkington]

Behind today's door.....a set of digital scales.
You know the ones that tell you just how wide you have got.....all those 'snaccidents' you have had with the fridge.....very little energy expended watching the Chase.
There will be some of us won't be able to get through the door when they tell us we are released for good behaviour.
All I can say is.....'Thank goodness for elastic waisted trousers'.

[monkey hanger]

[QUOTE=Margaret Pilkington;1239814]
and I don't bother with wimmin.....

i do, but they seem to have stopped bothering with me at my age.

[Margaret Pilkington]

That could be seen as a bonus.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by monkey hanger

i do, but they seem to have stopped bothering with me at my age.

If you're doing that round Keighley way you're a braver man than I!

[monkey hanger]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

If you're doing that round Keighley way you're a braver man than I!

used to have a good imagination dave but some really have stretched that well past breaking point. anyway its far to close to hebden bridge for comfort.

[landhusweg]

Social Distancing in Nature!

[Margaret Pilkington]

today behind my door...an extra large box of soft Kleenex tissues.
No...not ill....did my yoga out side...not a good idea...blossom, trees,Hay fever....big breaths make me sneeze......ATCHOO.I have a nose like a blind cobblers thumb.
( I will know if you are laughing)

[Ryewolf90]

Day 40: A Crow at the duck pond in Oakhill Park, no idea what it's eating but it brought it to the pond and dunked it in the water...

[Ryewolf90]

Day 41: I probably would have gone to Chester Zoo with all this nice weather we're having so here's a Red Panda taken last year.

[Ryewolf90]

Day 42: Missing going to WWT Martin Mere, but here's a Heron at Platts Lodge.

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Ryewolf90

Day 41: I probably would have gone to Chester Zoo with all this nice weather we're having so here's a Red Panda taken last year.

Red panda also known as a Firefox

[Exile on Spencer St]

Originally Posted by Ryewolf90

Day 40: A Crow at the duck pond in Oakhill Park, no idea what it's eating but it brought it to the pond and dunked it in the water...

Must have been a ginger biscuit!

[taddy]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

today behind my door...an extra large box of soft Kleenex tissues.
No...not ill....did my yoga out side...not a good idea...blossom, trees,Hay fever....big breaths make me sneeze......ATCHOO.I have a nose like a blind cobblers thumb.
( I will know if you are laughing)

Big Breasts make me squeeze not sneeze; (oh sorry Marge) you said Breaths not Breasts. Your's the Luddite.

[Ryewolf90]

Day 45: I've missed going to the pub, especially on warm days like today, so behind my window is a glass of red wine - and the glass does hold a full bottle of wine, so you can truthfully say I only had the one glass....