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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
After 40 days of lock down(and only been out three times).....I now know why dogs chew furniture.
I am just about ready to do it myself....how many calories are there in a sofa.....
find out if its a vegan sofa before you tuck in. will give you years of extra life if you believe what you read.
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A vegan sofa.....A VEGAN SOFA??
Nope....Never give me vegan anything.....if I am having something...please let me have the full fat version.
I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't bother with wimmin......so let me have one vice to die of.
I only wanted to know the calorie value so that I could go down in the Guinness Book of Records for the most calories consumed at one sitting!