Dirty Gits - Page 2

DtheP47 · 06-09-2014, 19:52

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You mean you haven't got a pictorial imagination?

I'm scared to answer that Margaret. Plagerising and paraphrasing one of Joan River's quips. My mind is like a piece of Swiss cheese full of holes and what's left of it stinks.

Retlaw · 06-09-2014, 19:59

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I can do better than that.
This isn't a recent happening...it happened a few years ago.
It was late summer...a warm day......dusk.
I had put the light on in the bathroom and gone to have a wee.....I was sat there bothering no-one when this huge Buzzard moth(the size of a boeing 737 - ok maybe I exaggerate a bit) started to dive bomb me.
I stood up and ran(as best as you can with kickers at half mast) out of the bathroom and onto the landing......still weeing!
The bathroom needed to be mopped and the landing carpet shampooed after that....so Rob...I know where you are coming from! episode

Corks are a good thing to keep in your bathroom, in the scale of things it is the one area where size does matter.

Margaret Pilkington · 06-09-2014, 20:05

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Corks are a good thing to keep in your bathroom, in the scale of things it is the one area where size does matter.

Hell, Retlaw I would not have had the motor skills to staunch the flow with a cork......I was too busy ducking and diving to avoid the crazy buzzard moth!

DtheP47 · 06-09-2014, 20:17

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Hell, Retlaw I would not have had the motor skills to staunch the flow with a cork......I was too busy ducking and diving to avoid the crazy buzzard moth!

Now the boggle is really in my mind.
Why does Retlaw keep a corks in his bathroom?

maxthecollie · 06-09-2014, 20:26

To block up a leaky pipe

Gremlin · 06-09-2014, 21:09

I can just imagine you shuffling along the landing Margaret.
Waistband on yer kecks round your ankles and the elasticated legs still tightly clamped around your knees.
I'm reading your post in bed, now I will not sleep for the vision in my head.

Margaret Pilkington · 06-09-2014, 22:22

Yes, it wasn't a pretty sight.....a picture no artist could paint.
As for Eric wishing there was a video....well, if there had been it would have been erased pretty sharpish.