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Old 08-09-2008, 10:42   #1
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First time sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.


The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be really going for it, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

'Oh,' she said 'I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.


Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'


The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".
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Old 08-09-2008, 10:45   #2
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Re: First time sex

hahahaha, nice one
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:08   #3
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Just like me, the old ones are the best
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:11   #4
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I always prefer an older one
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:11   #5
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Re: First time sex

whats sex?
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Old 10-09-2008, 11:12   #6
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whats sex?
that stupid thing i did 13 weeks ago......
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that stupid thing i did 13 weeks ago......
Are you sure it was the sex that was the stupid thing
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:20   #8
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Are you sure it was the sex that was the stupid thing
well....... i can think of a few others as well.....
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:50   #9
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well....... i can think of a few others as well.....
Do you mean occasions or partners


Looks like I am off to hide again, thats twice in one day
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Old 10-09-2008, 12:59   #10
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Hehe the first post made me chuckle, nice one.
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Old 10-09-2008, 13:15   #11
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whats sex?
Thought ya'd at least wait to ban him from sex until AFTER he married ya lol

Saying that, no point giving him false hope
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Old 11-09-2008, 08:21   #12
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Thought ya'd at least wait to ban him from sex until AFTER he married ya lol

Saying that, no point giving him false hope

exactly.....start (early) how you mean to go on
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Old 11-09-2008, 13:58   #13
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Do you mean occasions or partners


Looks like I am off to hide again, thats twice in one day
yes........
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