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Old 19-05-2012, 16:14   #1
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Lazy women

Serious question - Do you think women are getting lazier? When I look back to the life my dad and grandad have I have to say without doubt they are

My wife irons my shirts and trousers but there is no way she will do my socks or underpants. She expects me to put my dirty washing in the wash basket and side the table before she does the dishes. When she works afternoon shifts I am expected to make my own tea. She tries to clean my shoes but she is useless at it so I always end up doing the final polish myself. I drove her into town today and dropped her off to do the shopping I didn't even get a thank you.

What experiences do others have with their lazy other halves
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:17   #2
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Oh my, you're asking for trouble. Expect plenty of red karma.
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:24   #3
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Re: Lazy women

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Serious question - Do you think women are getting lazier? When I look back to the life my dad and grandad have I have to say without doubt they are

My wife irons my shirts and trousers but there is no way she will do my socks or underpants. She expects me to put my dirty washing in the wash basket and side the table before she does the dishes. When she works afternoon shifts I am expected to make my own tea. She tries to clean my shoes but she is useless at it so I always end up doing the final polish myself. I drove her into town today and dropped her off to do the shopping I didn't even get a thank you.

What experiences do others have with their lazy other halves
She must be lazy.

She hasn't mustered the energy to leave you...yet.

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Old 19-05-2012, 16:25   #4
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That's my point Garinda. Most women are too idle to shiver
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:28   #5
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Technology has made everyone lazier.

I can't even remember the last time I heard of a tit being caught in a mangle.

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Old 19-05-2012, 16:30   #6
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That's my point Garinda. Most women are too idle to shiver

Lol, have you watched Death Wish recently?

Good luck.

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Old 19-05-2012, 16:34   #7
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Too many men have Andy Capp as a role model.
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:37   #8
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Serious question - Do you think women are getting lazier? When I look back to the life my dad and grandad have I have to say without doubt they are

My wife irons my shirts and trousers but there is no way she will do my socks or underpants. She expects me to put my dirty washing in the wash basket and side the table before she does the dishes. When she works afternoon shifts I am expected to make my own tea. She tries to clean my shoes but she is useless at it so I always end up doing the final polish myself. I drove her into town today and dropped her off to do the shopping I didn't even get a thank you.

What experiences do others have with their lazy other halves
If I were married to you.....I would certainly have no qualms about ironing your socks and your underpants......but, I would wait until YOU were in them. I'd starch them for you too!
And, when you started walking like you had left your horse, I would hide the Zinc ointment. After all, you deserve a caring wife....not a servant.
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:37   #9
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Proof of point - she has just finished mowing the lawn and the first thing she does is ask me to make her a brew. I mean she is already stood up. I'm led on settee watching the rugby. Case proved m'lord
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:39   #10
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In general who raises the men, who expect to be waited on hand and foot?

Women!

They only have themselves to blame.

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Old 19-05-2012, 16:39   #11
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This is not a serious thread it should be moved to'Anything Goes'right away.
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:59   #12
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I think Claytoner is deadly serious and he has his wife's permission to say so
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Old 19-05-2012, 16:59   #13
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The telephone just rang. I thought I'll wait to see how long it takes for her to answer it. Thirteen rings. Granted she had to come from upstairs but thirteen seems excessive to me
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Old 19-05-2012, 17:34   #14
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Too many men have Andy Capp as a role model.
A Role model indeed, should be on the School coriculum.

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Old 19-05-2012, 17:50   #15
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Just like bee drones, men have shorter lifespans.
When they no longer serve a purpose (procreation of species), they tend to die off (some more quickly than others).

In order to ensure that your 'worker bee' will take the trouble to prolong your life with care, you need to abandon the drone mentality and offer mutual caring.
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