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It was one of the strangest looking dogs they had ever seen at the pub,and the regulars found it a great topic of conversation.
Eventually,one of them sidled over to the dogs owner and said:'That's a stupid looking dog you've got there.Can it fight?'
'Sure,'replied the owner.
'Well,'said the man.'I bet you five pounds that my labrador can beat your dog.'
The owner accepted the bet and the labrador was led in to fight.After twenty two seconds the labrador lay dead on the floor.The loser,looking down at his dead dog,shook his head sadly and said:'Your dog can certainly fight.But I still think its a funny looking dog.'
'Yes,'agreed the owner.'And it looked funnier until shaved its mane off.'

It wasn't until after I married my wife that I discovered she was really a redhead-no hair,just a red head.