[yerself]

Looks like Tealeaf and cashman were right about Ossy. It reminds you of Wales in a way.

Oswaldtwistle

An Australian ventriloquist visiting Lancashire, walks into a small village and sees a local
sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Gobbin: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right.
Gobbin: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Gobbin: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Gobbin: "Uh, the sheep doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey sheep, how's it going?"
Sheep: "Cool"
Gobbin: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Sheep: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Sheep: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He often keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Gobbin: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Gobbin: "The horse is a lying git!