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Re: Joke Of The Day
My wife,besides being rather fat,is incredibly bossy-always telling people what they should do.One day she was on a bus and had just settled down and got comfortable in he seat when she saw that the only standing passengers were three middle-aged women.
My wife turned to the man sitting next to her and said,in a very loud voice:'If you were a gentleman,you'd get up and let one of those women sit down.'
'If you were a lady,' said the man,'you'd get up and let all three of them sit down.'
A compass has recently complained of going round in circles.
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