[claytonx]

The little boy had just returned home after an outing with his father.'Well,dear,how did you like the zoo?'asked the boys mother.
'Oh,it was great!'replied the boy.'And Dad liked it too especially when one of the animals came racing home at thirty to one.'

I wouldn't say my wife was promiscuous, but she;s been picked up so many times she's begining to grow handles.