[claytonx]

A blond gets a job as a sports teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone,while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
She asks him 'You ok?'
'Yes.'he replies.
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says.
'It's best I stay here.'he replies with annoyance.
'Why?'asks the blond.

The boy says:'Because I'm the flipping goal keeper!!'

I recently bought a baby car-it doesn't go anywhere without a rattle.