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Old 08-07-2012, 20:36   #13
Retlaw
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Re: Coming from Mars is so less complicated

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington View Post
You only even need two phrases.........or maybe three if you really want all the brownie points.
1) I'm sorry(said in a tone like he means it)
2) I was wrong(again, said like it is meant)
3) You are right darling(see the riders on 1&2)
Life would be far less complicated if boys were taught this from about the age of 4.
Now I'm going to duck!
Why is it that men have to apologise, especially when its the female thats wrong most of the time. There are 3 kinds of logic, (1) a 3mm nut will only fit on a 3mm bolt. (2) computer logic which only a few nerds understand. (3) female logic which is as wide and varied as there are women on this planet, and operates in 28 day cycles, so female logic is 28 x years x number of women on earth.
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