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Old 08-07-2012, 21:15   #15
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Re: Coming from Mars is so less complicated

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington View Post
You only even need two phrases.........or maybe three if you really want all the brownie points.
1) I'm sorry(said in a tone like he means it)
2) I was wrong(again, said like it is meant)
3) You are right darling(see the riders on 1&2)
Life would be far less complicated if boys were taught this from about the age of 4.
Now I'm going to duck!
Three things Too complicated. Men don't do the multi-tasking stuff. Unless of course it involves watching the game, drinking beer, eating pizza, and operating the remote.Men need know only one thing: When a man hears "quality time", its time to head for the hills.
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