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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Retlaw, your mind must be boggled very easily.
As for lying, men do it very easliy.....'I'm just going for a swift half' six hours later he's not back and his dinner is in the dog.
Maybe this impacts on the (so called) illogical feelings of women.
This thread was, I'm sure, not meant to be serious.
So just unboggle that wonderful mind of yours and smile.........as for the logic and illogicality(is there such a word) of men and women respectively.
I once heard a stall holder on the market say 'Eeh, aren't women queer'.......'Yes' I told him. 'They were made to match men'.
I have been married now for 46 years....so together we must be doing something right.
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As you have been married for 46 years, you should have figured out by now that when a guy says he is "going out for a beer", "a" does not mean "one".
In the history of guydom and beer, it never has meant a single beer, and it never will. To expect him home before they call time, cut him off, or forcibly eject him (some of us on here are all too familiar with this last mode of leaving a bar) is ... well ... illogical
