[Less]

Even those that are pure of heart & say their prayers at night can become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the stars are shining bright.


You'd better hope for an overcast night from now on matey, that curse has been passed on from father to son right up until it's leg dropped off, your Trusty canine is now a guardian of the undead and will do my bidding when you are at your most vulnerable.

P.S. I've an interview coming up as a local pet warden, can I put your name down as a reference?