[claytonx]

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today,is those mobile phones that everyone has clipped on to their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth,I think.
You know,I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that when you get to a certain age people avoid you anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of their missing husbands on beer cans! Not milk cartons.
I've got that dreaded furniture disease.That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
I was thinking about how people seam to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me,they were studying for their finals.
As for me,I'm hoping God grades entries on a sliding scale.