Re: Joke Of The Day
I don't know why someone didn't figure this out sooner. I
use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down
my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this
warning:
"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
No wonder I have been gaining so much weight lately. Well,
now I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering
with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads:
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
So now my weight problem should be solved. If I don't
answer the phone, I'll be in the shower.
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