[Margaret Pilkington]

you are both very naughty........I laughed a lot at the inflatable latex pants.....but Dave I have to say I laughed even more at the thought of you bobbing(no pun intended) along the canal in a pair of these with a frill on them....and then you conjure up the picture of you head down, and supping canal water because of the design of these inflatable pants.
Maybe you should start work on an inflatable vest.