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Re: Joke Of The Day
It was Postman Pat's day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail in all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house he was greeted by the whole family who sent him a his way with a cheque for £50
At the second house he received an 18-carat gold watch.
The folks at the third gave him a bottle of 15 year old scotch.
At the forth he was met at the door by a dumb blond in her lingerie.She took him up to the bedroom and there she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced, then she fixed him a full English breakfast.
As she was pouring him a cup of coffee he noticed a £1 coin by his saucer
He inquired what's the £1 for
'Well,'said the blond,I told my husband that this was your last day and that we should do something special for you.' I asked him what I should give you.'
He said, ;;;;;; him,Give him a £1
She smiled shyly and said,'The breakfast was my idea.'
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