[Eric]

After a long and successful life, Barack Obama dies peacefully in his sleep. Having spent his life in politics and law, he goes straight to hell. This causes a problem for the devil, as he is short of room. He tells Obama that he will have to take the place of someone already there; however, he can choose who he replaces. His choice will go to heaven. Satan shows Obama a room in which Ted Kennedy is swimming in a pool. For all eternity he has to dive, surface, dive again ..... etc. Obama, not a good swimmer, nixes this one and is shown another room in which Al Gore is breaking rocks with a massive hammer. Not really impressed, he is shown a room in which Bill Clinton lies tied to a huge bed, handcuffed to the frame. With him is Monica Lewinsky doing what she is famous for. Obama says, "This is the place for me". "Are you sure," asks the Devil? "Certain", says Obabma. "Ok," the Arch-Fiend says, after which he turns to the bed and calls out: "Monica, you can go now."