[AudiBMWGuy]

A little boy gets a train set for Christmas.
One day he is in the lounge playing with his new toy and his mother is listening from the kitchen when she hears the train come to a stop and her little boy says,

"Right all you assholes that are getting off the train Get Off, and all you assholes that are getting on Get On"

The shocked mother goes into the lounge and says to the boy, " Go to your room and don't come out until you can talk nicely "

Two hours later the little boy comes out from his room and begins to play again .This time when the train stops the mother hears the little boy say,

"For all those that are disembarking we would like to wish you a pleasant onward journey"

"And for all those embarking this service we do hope you enjoy your trip with us today"

Upon hearing this the mother begins to smile, that is until she hears the little boy add,

"And for all passengers that are ****ed off with the two hour delay, please address your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."