Sleeman's Ale, Lancaster Bomber, Spitfire, Red Stripe, Tsing Tao, Tusker ... well, any beer but American beer ... Yank beer is like making love in a canoe

... Altho', come to think of it, Samuel Adams makes a few good beers. Crown Royal, Forty Creek ... ok, any Canadian rye apart from 5 Star. Oh ... any bourbon or Irish; don't much like Scotch, unless of course it's free. Any Rum ... but I like Pusser's and Baccardi 151. Gin too ... I'm having one right now with tonic; great for the hot weather we have been having. Don't drink much takillya; it makes me invisible. Rusty nails. Root Beer Schnapps. And a whole bunch of other stuff; alto' I don't get into the mouthwash until the real booze is gone.

You might not be surprised to hear that, on my fiftieth birthday, my buddies took me home in a shopping cart. I also find that most drinks go well with weed ... B&B: booze and a bong

And it all started when I was fifteen when I had my first in-pub pint of Thwaites mild in the Prince of Wales. Or was I fourteen
Happy birthday, by the way. Eat, drink, and be merry etc.


