Re: Man wanted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with horse
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Originally Posted by garinda
Isn't it more usual to share a cigarette, postcoitus, rather than have an after hank-panky can of ale with your partner?
Not very romantic.
The horse would probably preferred a nice sugar lump, infused with some Polish vodka.
I hope they toasted each other with a simple 'Cheers', and didn't go for the riskier...'Bottoms up!'
  
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Originally Posted by susie123
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Having read this I will never have another sugar fix for the rest of my life - hate beer and don't smoke so the fag is ruled out too...what pleasures will be left to us I ask myself? Roll over and sleep seems to be the best option, oh well! "Bottom's up!" 
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