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Sparkologist · 06-12-2004, 20:23

Santa's Pick Up Lines

* I know when you`ve been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk, sister!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries...
* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!

06-12-2004, 20:23	#17
Sparkologist I am Band Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Overlooking 22 yards Posts: 1,321 Liked: 3 times Rep Power: 57	Re: Chat Up Lines Santa's Pick Up Lines * I know when you`ve been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk, sister! * Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? * Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? * Some of my best toys run on batteries... * I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? * Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list! * Wanna join the "Mile High" club? * That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you! __________________ Connect it: Red > Yellow, Yellow > Blue, & Blew to ....'kin bits! Any ramblings, meanderings, thoughts or musings are mine and mine alone. Any opinions expressed are Lettie's!