Oooh, here's more from nasty Santa..
Dear Santa,
I'd like a new bike, a playstation, a train, some GI Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
From Francis.
Dear Francis,
How about I send you a round trip ticket to the North Pole so that when you get here I can kick some sense into your little head.
Who names a kid Francis anyway? I'll bet you're gay. I'll send you the Village People album instead..
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Dear Santa,
What do you do for the other 364 days of the year. Are you making toys?
Your friend Thomas.
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses and losing money at the craps table.
Then one day a year I have to send toys to you little bu**ers..
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