Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 15-09-2012, 10:49   #1777
EllieBootGirl
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Little Johnny’s neighbour had a baby, but he was born without ears. Mum and Dad went to visit the baby and Johnny was warned not to mention it’s ears or he would get a spanking.

Johnny looked in the cot and said “What a lovely baby, lovely feet, hands and skin. Hows his eyesight?”

The baby’s mother replied “it’s perfect”.

Johnny says “ That’s great he’d be in real trouble if he needed glasses!!”
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