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Gordon Booth · 17-09-2012, 17:30

Housework is something women do superbly and men are useless at.
This is an opinion held by all women which must be encouraged at all costs.
If a man is forced to do some housework by his boss he must ensure that the duster just happens to catch one of her favourite pieces of Ladro on the fireplace-they are so fragile(not a big piece, don't make it too obvious). That will convince her she was right all along and all you are fit to do is all the things you enjoy.
The same with washing dishes- just happen to drop one of the dishes from a full dining set(preferable one she can't replace). If that doesn't work after the second or third time, buy her a dishwasher for her birthday.

17-09-2012, 17:30	#33
Gordon Booth Senior Member+ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,402 Liked: 715 times Rep Power: 46614	Re: What exactly is Housework? Housework is something women do superbly and men are useless at. This is an opinion held by all women which must be encouraged at all costs. If a man is forced to do some housework by his boss he must ensure that the duster just happens to catch one of her favourite pieces of Ladro on the fireplace-they are so fragile(not a big piece, don't make it too obvious). That will convince her she was right all along and all you are fit to do is all the things you enjoy. The same with washing dishes- just happen to drop one of the dishes from a full dining set(preferable one she can't replace). If that doesn't work after the second or third time, buy her a dishwasher for her birthday.