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Originally Posted by jaysay
Talking about having sport with the Yanks, reminded me of that one about the big Texan stood in the main concourse at Heathrow, He shouts "Heathrow Airport London England, the arse hole of the world" a little cockney hearing this just looks at him and says "Just passing through are we"  |
And the Texan in southern Saskatchewan talking to a local farmer. He asked the stubble jumper how much land he farmed. The farmer said, "Ten sections." The Texan responded, "Hell, back home in Texas I can set out in my truck at sun up, and by the time the sun goes down I'm still on my own land." The Saskatchewan farmer said, "Yup. Know what you mean. I had a truck like that once."
