[Guinness]

Spent the last half hour or so reading the bumf, seems to me it's another 'jobs for the boys' post, where yet more bureaucrats without any significant power, attend a few meetings, make a prepared speech or two, write the occasional review and are paid from the taxation pit.

Don't expect parking on Blackburn Road or clearing the town centre of undesirables will figure highly on the agenda.

And Less, if you'd asked me earlier I'd have lent you the £5k but the wife just cleaned me out on a blue rinse and voting for some talentless muppet on Strictly X factor