Even with a boggling mind, I managed to snag a brewskie from the fridge

And as I imbibed, I came up with five runners up for the prize.
1. Bashar al-Assad (son of Half-Assed al-Hassad) for his untiring efforts to bring peace to his troubled country.
2. Kim Jong-un for his ceaseless striving to bring unity and prosperity to a new Korea under his enlightened leadership.
3. Nigel Farage.
4. A leader of the Taliban who wishes to keep his identity and his whereabouts secret.
5. A leader of assorted rapists, murderers, and child soldiers from the Congo ... he also wishes, in all modesty, to remain anonymous and hidden.
In case you are wondering about #3 ... well, I had to stay on topic.

