[Eric]

I was in a pub on Saturday nite. I'd had a few, of course, and I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had accents; so, I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them said, in a loud voice, "It's WALES you IDIOT!" So immediately I apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember.