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Eric · 19-10-2012, 00:32

A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his cell phone and dialed 911. He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator said in a calm, soothing voice, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he is dead." There was silence, then a gun shot. The guy came back on the line and said, "Okay, now what?"

19-10-2012, 00:32	#1781
Eric God Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kingston, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,290 Liked: 2347 times Rep Power: 58528	Re: Joke Of The Day A couple of redneck hunters were out in the woods when one of them fell to the ground. He didn't seem to be breathing. His eyes were rolled back in his head. The other guy whipped out his cell phone and dialed 911. He gasped to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator said in a calm, soothing voice, "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he is dead." There was silence, then a gun shot. The guy came back on the line and said, "Okay, now what?"