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Tealeaf · 14-12-2004, 16:24

I'm going to write to the Countryside Alliance informing them of the formation of the Muslim & Jewish Fox Hunt (Accrington Branch). Besides serving to understand inter-community relations and assist in some way in the Middle East Peace Process, the purpose of the Hunt will be to offer Pest Control Services to all those farmers and small holders surrounding Hyndburn. Vermin (i.e.Foxes) will be legitimatly despatched with, in a spirit of harmony, reconciliation and goodwill untroubled by the antics of the politically correct Constabulary or the animal rights mob.

The first meeting will be on Boxing Day; meet 9am sharp outside the Stag (how apt) where Staggeringman will be serving up the hot toddys. Less will be coming on his donkey and blowing the horn, and everyone else is cordially invited.

14-12-2004, 16:24	#16
Tealeaf God Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Paradise Lost Posts: 7,220 Liked: 11 times Rep Power: 4266	Re: Needless Cruelty I'm going to write to the Countryside Alliance informing them of the formation of the Muslim & Jewish Fox Hunt (Accrington Branch). Besides serving to understand inter-community relations and assist in some way in the Middle East Peace Process, the purpose of the Hunt will be to offer Pest Control Services to all those farmers and small holders surrounding Hyndburn. Vermin (i.e.Foxes) will be legitimatly despatched with, in a spirit of harmony, reconciliation and goodwill untroubled by the antics of the politically correct Constabulary or the animal rights mob. The first meeting will be on Boxing Day; meet 9am sharp outside the Stag (how apt) where Staggeringman will be serving up the hot toddys. Less will be coming on his donkey and blowing the horn, and everyone else is cordially invited.