Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 14-12-2004, 17:57   #911
Sara
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Re: Joke Of The Day

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his >opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African >ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best >hospitality that Russia had to offer. > >On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your >stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional >game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is >loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull >the trigger." > >This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a >warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took >their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers. > >Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of >relief. > >The African ambassador was impressed with the couragous game, and >thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due >to visit his country the next year. > >When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with >all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a >private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now, time >for you to sample our game, African roulette". He then led the >Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning >and naked women. > >The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful >members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral >sex - take your pick". > >The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't >see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, >but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?" > >With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered: > >"One of them's a cannibal." >
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