Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:01   #1783
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Re: Joke Of The Day

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."

"When your Dad is mad and asks you,'Do I look stupid?'dom't answer."

"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

"Stay away from prunes."

"Never pee on an electric fence."

"When your Mom is mad at your Dad,don't let her brush your hair."

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac."

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time."

"You cannot hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."

"If you want a kitten,start asking for a horse."

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat."

"Never try to baptize a cat."










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