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Re: Chat Up Lines
To my daughter whilst on holiday in Turkey. (spoken in heavily accented English)
'Where have you been all my life?
Her reply 'Where I'll be for the rest of it ...in your dreams!'
and
'Darling, you are my dream girl'
'No, my friend, I am your worst F*****g nightmare.
Had to chastise her for the last one, but must admit to laughing like a drain when she said it.
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