Less walks forward reading the script, wearing an Edwardian type mustache gives it a quick stroke, ties you to the railway tracks, covers you in kit-e-kat so that as the train separates your head from your body, the Ferrell kittys are already salivating and you dare to say there's no need to be so dramatic?
P.s. I like the bit in your Public Profile where you say OCCUPATION Retried.
Are you sure you don't mean retired?