Winters seem to be getting cooler over there. Might be time to consider changing your national sport from football to Hockey ... let's face it; you guys suck big time at football. Anyway, soccer is a game for wimps and women ... I mean, look at the way supposedly grown men roll around in agony nursing a broken finger nail
Then they turn to the ref crying "That nasty man bumped into me and tried to take my ball." In Canada, the girls play football; and they do it well enough to beat England at the Olympics
Real men play Hockey
Buy skates for the kids this Christmas ... and a good dental plan; many a gobfull of teeth has been ruined by a puck travelling at warp speed
"All shod with steel,/We hissed along the polished ice" ... there, even Wordsworth could skate
