No Michael, there is no way that man would get to use my lavvy...not even if his bladder was visible from the moon!
Telling Ma I urgently needed the loo was my excuse to put the phone down, so I didn't have to listen to his voice...but then, I think you knew that didn't you?
You were just wanting to turn my screw a little bit.....weren't you?
Well it worked...and you should be ashamed of yourself for raising my blood pressure like that
