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A knock came upon the door of Westwood Towers, being a stranger to social calls I opened the portculis ready to tell some salesperson off for having disturbed my ducks.
What a suprise to discover a young lady I haven't seen for a while with a Christmas card for me, she arrived with her youngest child of 4 years age, the child was very shy after all she no longer remembered me.
I had some packets of cheese & onion crisps and offered them to the child, her mother immediately grabbed the packet and declared she had to check for additives.
My goodness I thought, MagsR has sent her daughter round with a krimbo card.