[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Retlaw

I see your light bending qualities are improving, and your fan club membership has gone up, how many is that now, 2 or 3.

Just checked out your fan club website Retlaw impressive;
Men want to be you, women want to sleep with you, children are told to eat their greens and say their prayers that they might one day grow up to be like you, and small animals garland your path with wildflowers whenever you get round to actually leaving the house.
Truly, we should all give tear-stained thanks that we live in an age that is touched by your glorious figure, spreading your gifts so widely and freely.