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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris
Eric, you wouldn't believe it, but they have fat-free black puddings now...they just don't taste the same somehow.
The Cambridge Five?...up against the wall with 'em (although admittedly it's a bit late now!).  |
How do they do the fat free thing? Sawdust, food coloring, and tofu
I'm getting fed up with all this lite, green, etc bs
You buy lite beer and pay the same price for it
More actually, 'cause insted of a dozen you need fifteeen or sixteen to get the same buzz. I mean, one doesn't go to one's local dope dealer and ask for marijuana lite: "I want lots of leaf and lumber .... oh, and don't forget to throw in a bunch of seeds. None of that sticky bud stuff that smells like the ass end of a skunk. Oh, and I demand to pay the same price for it."
Does the UKIP have a policy on the adulteration of the traditional black pudding?