Where are the instructions?
Whoa hang on, it's not that I'm a complete old fart, I've had them before.
I just think there should be some instructions.
I get it home, unwrap the insulation that protected the environment from the contents, take my first bite...
...then spend an hour cleaning my carpet, computer table, walls etc. of the residue that spurts out of every end, (I'm talking before digestion, not after).
By that time I have put the remains onto a dinner plate to prevent any extra mess.
I'm beginning to understand why most folk wander home eating them straight away, ok they leave a vile trail behind them, the poor old street cleaner has to spend hours scraping the congealed mess off the streets the following day.
Much better he does it out there than I do it in my front room.
