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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Oh, that's a real blow...I thought if you pled guilty it meant a lighter sentence.
(bleedin' lousy British justice)
Are you sure I can't be sentenced to be transported to the other side of the world?
I'll even steal a loaf of bread if it will make a difference.
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Be thankful for small mercies!
As a political prisoner you're restricted to the common sense wing, which means you are segregated from those in the nutjob Labour wing.
Stealing a loaf of bread is a food crime and would place you amidst those who deep fry mars bars.....think long and hard 'Ms Criminal'...transportation to the colonies and a life spent with an incoherent, mentally challenged labour fanatic, or a few years on a chain gang breaking rocks with a toffee hammer and glueing them back together with a flour and water paste?
Still wanna change your plea girl???