There must be some great ones out there some of the ones I love............
"I'm particularly unimpressed with the big midfielder Effenberg, who has been renamed in our house as Effenuseless."
- PETER CORRIGAN,
Independent on Sunday correspondent on former German player Stefan Effenberg
"When Alex Ferguson pats you on the back, he's just looking for a spot to stick the knife."
- Juan Veron
"I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: 'What's an IQ?' "
- GEORGE BEST on controversial soccer star Paul Gascoigne