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Old 23-12-2004, 02:32   #1
Bazf
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Fergie’s Failings XI

Amongst all the highlights of his 18 year stint its only fit that we remember the shockers.

Massimo ‘Mistake’ Taibi – famed for when he did the exact opposite of ‘open your eyes, close your legs.’

Jordi Cruyff – If the inheritance of talent strain continues, Jordi’s son will be lucky if he can walk straight.

David May – Forever known as the stranger that seems to appear in all the celebration pictures.

Mark Bosnich – Conflicted with everything at Man U such as diets, good form, and United soft drink sponsors Pepsi – as well all know he prefers Coke.

Andy Goram – after two disastrous goalkeeper signings Fergie decided to go for a keeper that was almost the size of the goal. Disaster number three.

Laurent Blanc – After failing to get Pele, Bobby Charlton or Sir Bobby Moore into a United shirt for season 2001/02, Fergie decided to go for another ancient hero.

Diego Forlan – Couldn’t score in a brothel. Funny, because he looks like he could work in one.

Juan Sebastian Veron – Looked like Ali G if you took away the hat, glasses and the fact that Ali G wasn’t totally crap at football.

Quinton Fortune - With a name like Quinton where else could he play.

Teddy Sheringham - Old leg Irons himself, scored more goals for England then he did for scum still legend at Old Trafford.

Phil Neville - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Garys Brother Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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