Couple of times. Once when I ran out in front of a van by the Load after watching Superman at (that Cinema up by the Load????) ... had my mac on cape style ... you know, top button done up around your neck. Probably my super powers saved me
Another time when I fell off my dad's bike in front of another van ... bike was a little big for me. I should have stolen a smaller one
And climbing up the inside of the old factory chimbly at the paint works on Rishton Rd. Getting chased and nearly caught by one of Basil Brierly's homicidal pigs. And that rope swing, out over the Stink at the bottom of Swales's pasture ... I think that being immersed in the Stink would have done a number on anyone