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Christmas List
Take a look at this year’s not so secret Santa… Could you think of some more, oh yea Steven its a joke!
Carlton Cole: New roasting tin
Ray Parlour: His and Hers chequebook
Cristiano Ronaldo: Stabilisers
Arsene Wenger: David Blunkett’s dog
Graeme Le Saux: David Blunkett
Ron Atkinson: A bigger shovel
Rudd van Nistelrooy: Snorkel and flippers
Pascal Cygan: One-way Eurostar ticket
Joey Barton: Ashtray
Robbie Savage: Barbie doll
Joseph Desire Job: A job
Craig Bellamy: A muzzle
Lee Bowyer: Christmas at the Kumars
Meteja Kezman: Goalscoring for Dummies
Lee Hendrie: Puberty
Wayne Rooney: Shrek pyjamas and lunch box
Ivan Campo: Juggling balls and a unicycle
El Hadji Diouf: Bob Carolgees
Alex Ferguson: Some Cheese for his Whine
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