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claytonx · 15-02-2013, 13:41

Will try again using the key board.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him he reckoned he could stop at any time.

Statistically six out of seven dwarves are not happy.
Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up.

The wife has been missing for a week now. Police said prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

15-02-2013, 13:41	#1796
claytonx Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 512 Liked: 27 times Rep Power: 2180	Re: Joke Of The Day Will try again using the key board. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him he reckoned he could stop at any time. Statistically six out of seven dwarves are not happy. Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up. The wife has been missing for a week now. Police said prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.